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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Microsoft???

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Microsoft..?

ok i went to microsoft then download page but i dont know how to download microsoft word or powerpoint plz plz tell me how

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About the best you're going to get from the Microsoft site is a Powerpoint PLAYER.

If you want WORD or POWERPOINT programs, you'll have to purchase them.

Good luck.

Microsoft..?antivirus protection

You have to purchase those. Try eBay.

Microsoft!!?

For the new microsoft powerpoint how do you make a song go through the whole slide show??

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These Microsoft how-to pages might help:

http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/powerp...

Microsoft...............?

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

Microsoft...............?anti virus software

yep, it's big and soft, like my bed

Microsoft...............?aurora

I suppose...
Maybe...
yay!

2 points
hahaha! no kidding!
suggest that to bill gates
Bill is a nice guy. Honestly :)
good observation
I think it should stay "as is" because of their stock price...hehe.
good idea
yeah, just like your knobb
no
HAHA TROLL!
lol funny x]
sure why not

How much was it for a 96 Moto Guzzi California, new?

SPECIFICATIONS:

Manufacturer: Moto Guzzi

Model: 1996 California I.E.

Price: $12.800 (Spain)

Engine: Air-cooled, 4-stroke, OHV 2-valve, transversal V-twin 90 degrees

Bore x stroke: 92 x 80 mm

Displacement: 1064 cc

Compression Ratio: 9.5:1

Fuel system: Injection Weber; two 40 mm throttle bodies with Weber 031

injectors

Transmission: 5-speed (Cardan shaft)

Claimed power: 75 HP 6500 rpm at 5000 rpm

Claimed torque: 9.7 kgm

Wheelbase: 1560 mm

Rear Tyre: 140/80 - 17

Front Tyre: 110/90 - 18

Seat Height: 800 mm

Fuel Capacity: 18.5 L

Claimed dry Weight: 251 Kg.

Fuel Consumption: 5 L/100 km

Max. Speed: 200 km/h

Colour Schemes: navy blue/beige, bright red/black, amaranth/cherry red

and metallic green/black

Microsoft.?

can someome tell me what this means.

Microsoft SMTPSVC;" or what it stands for.

Thank you in advance.

Microsoft.?antispyware

google it !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Microsoft.?best antivirus software

http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/outloo...

Microsoft????

how do i get the microsoft word with all the really kewl fonts like not just the normal ones cuz i cant find it.

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First, go on Google and search for some font. Then, extract the file if needed. Last, copy and paste it in Computer%26gt;Local Disks(C:)%26gt;Windows%26gt;Fonts.

Microsoft????bmw

u can get them downloaded online. just google microsoft word fonts.

Microsoft!?

Hello i have taken quite a few screen shot's but i can't find Microsoft paint anywhere!!! Could anyone please help me...i really need this info!

Microsoft!?antivirus programs

Start, Run, and type in "mspaint" and hit enter.

Microsoft!?computer protection

Start %26gt; All Programs %26gt; Accessories %26gt; Paint
It's just called Paint. Start %26gt; Programs %26gt; Accessories %26gt; Paint...
paint is software package from microsoft OS its can be found under accessories

MICROSOFT ?

When I download the service pack 2 for windows XP from microsoft.com is it the whole thing or do I have to actually connect the computer to the internet to get it or can I download it to a removeable drive?

MICROSOFT ?antivirus scan

you can order it on CD.i once ordered one.

MICROSOFT ?computer security

In the net are a lot of guides for converting your actual Windows XP CD into a copy of Windows XP with SP2 applied.
If you download the Network Installation Package, it's the entire 266 MB package and you won't be required to be online when it's installed. It can be downloaded to a removeable drive and installed on other PCs that don't have an internet connection.

Download straight from Microsoft:

http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/detai...
you can save service pack 2 onto disk, it updates the whole operating system and takes a while. good luck

Microsoft ??

theres a microsoft program weres u can make brochers and many others things?? does anyone know the name of that program???? plz help me

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Publisher. This application walks you step by step in creating brochures, newsletters, business cards, calendars, invitations, postcards, resumes, flyers, and even web sites. It has a variety of design templates. If you don't like the design templates which come with Publisher, go to Microsoft's web site and pull down designs which you prefer. There are many choices for you.

Enjoy this fun program!

Microsoft ??computer virus

if you install ms office 2007, it will come in package so you can use it,

you can check it in microsoft web site
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Sunday, October 4, 2009

Microsoft...?

Does anyone know where I can download a free full current version of Microsoft Word?

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I was looking at www.downloads.com, and thought you might need this, couldn't find microsoft word for you but may be i can help another way, go to http://www.flysuite.com/en/start_flyword... and see if that will work for you, you can use this offline or online also, let me know what you think, ok. Hope you get somewhere with it, if not I will keep looking for you. If that don't work try this one also....http://www.abisource.com/download/...

Microsoft...?computer

A nice substitution is OpenOffice. Not as many features as MS Office, but a good alternative. And it's FREE!
you will have to buy it.
you could buy it or get the CD from a friend

Plez rate my warrior deck and give advise?

total cards 40

20/monster

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%26lt;2%26gt;command knight

%26lt;2%26gt;warrior lady of the wasteland

%26lt;1%26gt;zaborg the thunder monarch

%26lt;1%26gt;mataza the zapper

%26lt;1%26gt;blade knight

%26lt;1%26gt;D.D warrior lady

%26lt;1%26gt;elemental hero wildheart

%26lt;1%26gt;snipe hunter

%26lt;1%26gt;mobius the frost monarch

%26lt;1%26gt;don zaloog

%26lt;1%26gt;goblin attack force

%26lt;1%26gt;marauding captain

%26lt;1%26gt;prime material dragon

%26lt;1%26gt;freed the matchless general

%26lt;1%26gt;spirit reaper

%26lt;1%26gt;exiled force

13/spells/magic

%26lt;1%26gt;heavy storm

%26lt;1%26gt;brain control

%26lt;1%26gt;the warrior returning alive

%26lt;1%26gt;mystical space typhoon

%26lt;1%26gt;monster reborn

%26lt;1%26gt;fissure

%26lt;1%26gt;twister

%26lt;1%26gt;creature swap

%26lt;1%26gt;pot of avarice

%26lt;1%26gt;reinforcement of the army

%26lt;1.swords of revealing light

%26lt;1%26gt;scapegoat

%26lt;1%26gt;premature burial

7/traps

%26lt;1%26gt; mirror force

%26lt;1%26gt;torrentail tribute

%26lt;1%26gt;royal decree

%26lt;1%26gt;bottomless trap hole

%26lt;1%26gt;sakuretsu armor

%26lt;1%26gt;magic cylinder

%26lt;1%26gt;dust tornado

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Microsoft....?

what microsoft program is used to creat a web page?

also any additional help would be wonderful!

Microsoft....?avast

It's called MIcrosoft Front Page. Here's the link:

www.microsoft.com/frontpage/

But you should consider using Dreamweaver, not many people actually use front page, dreamweaver is considered the web standard by many:

www.adobe.com/products/dreamweaver/

Microsoft....?ducati

You could try Microsoft Frontpage or the new Microsoft Expression Studio ;)
Frontpage will definatly work
Frontpage, But Dreamweaver is much better

If a lady,before getting divorce can't adopt a child,can she get lifeless lady to stay with her

she was a widow,govt.servant.Unfortunately second time got married to a matchless person .needs divorce now. Process is on.By yahoo answers, i learnt, she can't adopt a child legally i.e.without the consent of her second husband. now she wants to keep a lady with her for e.g. a widow or an orphan lady or separated from her husband(she should be innocent) like that. is there any Home in Southern part of States in India to get a lady (age between 25 to 35). Really she wants a caring lady. Affected lady's age is 40. Concerned authorities can reply pl.

If a lady,before getting divorce can't adopt a child,can she get lifeless lady to stay with her?cafe racer

Lifeless???? OMG what a question?? Is this for an advertisement for a livein lesbi??

If a lady,before getting divorce can't adopt a child,can she get lifeless lady to stay with her?free anti virus

what on earth is your question. didnt understand a word of it
Yes..u can adopt the lifeless lady from the souther part of states in india...

N legally..u shuld have gone to school..
hey get from of your drug and then ask your question
no I don't think so

Microsoft?

For those who have a Zune, how do you like it?

I'm thinking about getting one for my birthday.

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I received a Zune for Christmas, and have been very happy with it. It's easy to interface with my computer, the battery life has been good (I take it into work, and play it for 6+ hours). I find that the layout is a lot more comfortable to use than an iPod, and am glad that the "wheel" feature wasn't integrated into the Zune. Pushing the toggle is a lot more intuitive and isn't nearly as sensitive on the iPod. Managing music is pretty easy, though it does require the Zune software to use (this would have been much better as an "upgrade" to the existing Microsoft media already on most PCs). I don't use the radio player much, but it does have decent reception. And it's solid enough construction that I don't feel bad when I jostle it or bump it into things. I think 30gbs is a rediculous amount of space for music and videos. I've loaded nearly my entire CD collection (about 120 CDs) and still have more than have the space left on the Zune to fill. I'll never listen to all my music in one sitting, or even in the space of a week!

I think Clarix's review is spot on with the detriments: it's not the most portable device in the world. I ended up buying an extra cord that had an outlet plug/lighter plug for when I travel. It wasn't very expensive, but it would have been nice to at least have the outlet plug for traveling included with the Zune (I suppose this is just a detriment of the 21st century, where it seems everything has accessories and you can't get a complete package). The display is pretty good, but a bit fuzzy at times, which can be detrimental for when using the Zune to play movies. Plus the large glass face tends to attract dirt and streaks easier, so I'd recommend getting something to protect it.

I know this might be rather overtly melodramatic nevertheless how is this poem?

This is for a competition, and I need some feedback:

Stol'n Beauty:

T'was once ebullient, jovial, sporting wild green

Full of life known for her matchless beauty,

Yet to whom she entrusted that entity

decimated and enshrouded that boisterous glee

Anguish lashes out in tortured screams, whilst tears streak her barren skin

Despondent, faint whispers of pleas

A mirage, a false sense of hope.

End

Well it is about the earth and how it is wasting away.

I know this might be rather overtly melodramatic nevertheless how is this poem?computer repair

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I know this might be rather overtly melodramatic nevertheless how is this poem?free antivirus

I like the poem very much. As for "decimated," it really means "diminished by one-tenth." I think you need "destroyed." This word has really been misused lately.
Very interesting

This leter from microsoft paymaster?

FROM: THE DESK OF THE E-MAIL PROMOTIONS MANAGER INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE

AWARD DEPARTMENT, MICROSOFT CORPORATION WORD LOTTERY

UNITED KINGDOM.61-70 Southampton Row,

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REFERENCE NO: MSW-L/200-26937

BATCH NO: 2005SEPTL#22

WINNER NO: 5

ELECTRONIC MAIL AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION

AWARD PRESENTATION CENTER: UNITED KINGDOM

MICROSOFT WINNING NOTIFICATION !

Dear Sir/ Madam,

We the MICROSOFT COOPERATION MANAGEMENT WORLDWIDE are pleased to inform you of the today鈥檚 winners of our annual MS-WORD LOTTO LOTTERY conducted in AFRICA BEING THE HOST OF THE EVENT FOR THIS PRESENT YEAR MEGA JACKPOT LOTTO WINNING PROGRAMS HELD ON 8th of October 2006.

Your Personal E-mail address or Company email is attached to WINNER NO: 5 -august 2006-08MSW, with serial number S/N-00168 drew the lucky numbers 887-13-865-37-10-83, and consequently won in the first lottery category. You have therefore been approved for lump sums pay ofGBP 拢5,000,000.00 ( (Five Million Pounds Sterling) in cash Credited to file REF NO:MSW-L/200-26937 this is from total prize money of GBP 27,500,000.00 POUNDS, shared among the Twenty-five (25) lucky international winners in first and second category.

All participants were selected from Worldwide Websites especially yahoo mail through our Microsoft computer ballot system drawn from 21,000 Names, 3,000 names from each continent (Canada, Asia, Australia, United state, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania , as part of International "E-MAIL" Promotions Program, Which is conducted annually for our prominent MS -WORD users all over the world, and to encourage the use of Internet and Computers worldwide.

What does the UNITY OF GOD means?

The world "one" in our daily conversation conveys any of the following meanings:

(01) "Man" and "Horse" are one (because both are mammals). Here 'one' describes that both man and horse belong to the same genus.

(02) "John" and "Smith" are one. 'One' here shows that both are of the same species.

(03) You say pointing to two carpenters that they are one. Here 'one' means that both have same profession. Or the same adjective can be used for both.

(04) Churchill was an orator, writer, soldier and statesman. You may say that his oratory, penmanship, soldier ship and statesmanship were one, because they were combined in one person.

(05) One-pint milk and one-pint water are 'one', because both have the same quantity.

(06) Hot milk and hot water are 'one' because both are in the same condition.

(07) John and Smith are standing. You may say 'They are one', because both are in the same position.

(08) Robert has two sons, John and Smith. John and Smith are one, because they have the same relation with Robert.

(09) A human-body or a chair is one, because its components or parts are joined together. (But if the parts are disjoined or disintegrated, this 'one' will become millions).

(10) The beginning of counting is called 'one' as the beginning of theoretical line is called point. Countless numbers follows this 'one'.

A Microsoft ChristmasXXXfunny or notXXXstar if funnyXXXmy last joke everXXX?

NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa's summer estate somewhere in the southern hemisphere. In the deal, Microsoft would gain exclusive rights to Christmas, Reindeer, and other unspecified inventions. In addition, Microsoft will gain access to millions of households through the Santa Sleigh.

The announcement also included a notice that beginning Dec 9, 1998, Christmas and the Reindeer names would be copyrighted by Microsoft. This unprecedented move was facilitated by the recently acquired MS Court. Microsoft stated its commitment to "all who have made Christmas great," and vowed to "make licensing of the Christmas and Reindeer names available to all." It is believed that the guidelines for licensing these names, due before Halloween, will be very strict.

When asked "Why buy Christmas?" Bill Gates replied "Microsoft has been working on a more efficient delivery mechanism for all of our products for some time, but recognized that the Santa Sleigh has some immediate benefits. We'll use it first for the next release of Windows and Office 98."

In a multimedia extravaganza, the attendees were shown a seemingly endless video stream of products that make up the deal. It ended with a green and red version of the Microsoft logo, and a new Christmas 98 trademark, leading into the announcement of the first product from the deal.

Is Microsoft e-mail a hoax?

I received an email with the following content and want to obtain validity .........or is it just a hoax? The e-mail said this had been on the Good Morning America Show but I can't find any archives on Bill Gates nor Microsoft paying for sending emails and how are they tracked anyway?

"Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test. When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period. For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check."

Is Microsoft e-mail a hoax?computers

Yes it is a hoax. Thank you for asking and not just sending it around.

It's been around since the 90's when AOL was more popular and apparently hasn't died yet.

Is Microsoft e-mail a hoax?hijack this

Yeah it's hoax. Been around for years and. Think about how much money Microsoft would actually have to pay out of it were true. Billions.
I have received this e mail several times in the past 8 years. I did it the first time I got it and nothing. I think there is a webdite called snopes.com that verifies hoaxes on the internet. I know several people that have done this and got nothing.
Just always remember this, "You never get anything free!"

If it's too good to be true, it probibly is a hoax!
hoax, Microsoft would go out of business if they did that.
Hi,

All those types of emails are hoaxes. I used to work for Microsoft customer care, they have a dedicated section for charity work and will not send unsolicited emails. By the way, same goes for any email you receive looking to confirm bank account details etc... Delete them!!

Microsoft award team?

Here i received an email on 15/03/07 and i need to know if it is a scam ,it even has the microsoft logo on it. Here is a copy of the email:

MICROSOFT AWARD TEAM

Microsoft Corporation

#1 Microsoft Way

Redmond, WA 98052.

Ref: BTD/968/07

Batch: 409978E

MICROSOFT PROMOTION AWARD TEAM

The prestigious Microsoft Promotion Award Team and MSN happily

announce to you the draw that took place in Brockley, London United

Kingdom on the 12th of March 2007. These Draws are commemorative and

as such special. Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to

ticket number

008795727498 with serial numbers BTD/9080648302/06 and drew the lucky

numbers 14-21-25-39-40-47(20) which subsequently won you 拢1,000,000.00 (One

Million Great Britain Pounds) as one of the jackpot.

To file for your claim, Please contact our fiduciary agent with the

below details;

Mr.Wayne Anderson

Microsoft Promotion Award Team

Head Winning Claims Dept.

Email: claimsmanager_desk11@

Microsoft award team?download

it is actually spam, and has been reported several times. You can ignore this.

Firstly, there is no MS award team on the stated mailing address. Infact, there is no MS office in London except for MSN AFAIK, which is located at a different address completly

Microsoft award team?hijackthis

yes this is a spam email...go a google and you will figure it out....

Does anyone make French Fries better than McDonald's?

I think McDonald's fries are the best...but....does anyone make better French Fries? I have tasted the fries of Hardee's and Burger King, but they're no match for McDonald's.

Again, McDonald's apple pie and sundae are matchless? What do you think?

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LOL YEAH I HAVE TO GIVE YOU THAT, MCDONALDS

FRIES IS THE BEST AND IF DIARY QUEEN IS CLOSED I PREFFER A SUNDAE FROM MCDONALDS ALSO, BUT I THINK BURGER KING

HAS THE BEST APPLE PIE (DUTCH APPLE PIE).

Does anyone make French Fries better than McDonald's?house call

I Like Burger Kings Fries Way Better
in n out is awesome. they're less salty and soggy than mcd's. and you can get them animal style too which, is basically 1000 island ranch mixed with small peices of pickles. they're awesome.

red robin, if you're not looking for fast food, has endless fries with a burger.

but i agree... they're apple pie: 2 for one dollar... that's a deal. haha. and it's pretty good too.
I have always liked McDonald's fries the best because of their fantastic taste.

However, I haven't eaten them for over 3 years since watching one of the DVD extras from the movie "Super Size Me".......you can watch it for yourself at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEM0T1Ar5...

Friday, October 2, 2009

I got Microsoft Award Team Winning Notification, is it true or not?

MICROSOFT AWARD! MICROSOFT AWARD!!

Microsoft Award Team

20 Craven Park, Harlesden London NW10 United Kingdom

Ref: BTD/968/05

Batch: 409978E

Dear Winner,

CONGRATULATION! CONGRATULATION!! CONGRATULATION!!!

The prestigious Micrsoft and aol has set out and sucessfully organised a Sweepstakes marking the year 2007 anniversary we rolled out over GBP 拢6,750 000 00 for our end of year Anniversary Draws. Participants for the draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage.

The selection was made through a computer draw system attaching personalised email addresses to ticket numbers. If you ignore this, you will regret it later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to ticket number 008795727498 with serial numbers BTD/9080648302/06 and drew the lucky numbers 14-21-25-39-40-47(20) which subsequently won you 拢1,350,000.00 (One MillionThree Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great Britain Pounds) as one of the 5 jackpot winners in this draw. You have therefore won the entire winning sum of 拢1,350,000.00 (One MillionThree Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great Britain Pounds) The draws registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley, London United Kingdom on the 28th of August,2007. These Draws are commemorative and as such special.

Microsoft .NET Framework?

Okay, so I'm trying to clear out all the unneeded programs that are on my computer at the moment. Microsoft .NET Framework - yes I realise that this software is essential for most Microsoft programs to operate properly. The thing is, my computer says that I have 3 versions of the framework installed.

Microsoft .NET Framework 1.1

Microsoft .NET Framework 1.1 Hotfix (KB928366)

Microsoft .NET Framework 2.0

So, I thought to myself, I seriously doubt that these are the latest installments of the program. So I get on Wikipedia, and up comes the .NET Framework page. Huzzah. It tells me that the latest version is 3.5.21022.8 and was released on November 19th 2007.

Now this is where you guys come in. I want to know, that if I download this version off the Microsoft website and install it to my computer, if I can uninstall all the previous versions of the framework, and have all my programs work the same.

Churr guys, you rock.

Microsoft .NET Framework?firewall

U can unistall all the older versions and install just the latest ones...Dont worry if u remove the ones installed...

U can check the latest ones here..

http://msdn2.microsoft.com/hi-in/windows...

Do rate me if it helped ya..

Microsoft .NET Framework?husqvarna

I would leave them on incase anything happens and you have to roll back. They don't take up much hard drive space and they don't eat up resources.

Mormons/LDS: Why did Joseph Smith describe the Godhead this way in the fifth Lecture on Faith (LoF 5

2a: There are two personages who constitute the great, matchless, governing, and supreme power over all things - by whom all things were created and made that are created and made, whether visible or invisible;

2b: whether in heaven, on earth, or in the earth, under the earth, or throughout the immensity of space.

2c: They are the Father and the Son: The Father being a personage of spirit, glory, and power, possessing all perfection and fullness.

2d: The Son, who was in the bosom of the Father, a personage of tabernacle, made or fashioned like unto man, or being in the form and likeness of man - or rather, man was formed after his likeness and in his image.

2j: And he being the Only Begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth, and having overcome, received a fullness of the glory of the Father - possessing the same mind with the Father;

2k: which Mind is the Holy Spirit, that bears record of the Father and the Son;"

Mormons/LDS: Why did Joseph Smith describe the Godhead this way in the fifth Lecture on Faith (LoF 5)?free adware remover

What are you getting at?

Ah, that makes sense.

Why ask us a question we can't win at? You already have your mind made up! Unless you indicate that you are earnestly seeking answers hoping that your mind can be changed, I will answer very simply. It's called progressive revelation. I'm not gonna fight a losing battle with someone who wants to prove to us we're stupid.

Microsoft Emergency Update Today?

Did everybody who uses Windows get the special security patch that Microsoft came out with today?

Microsoft today 4/3/07 issued an "emergency" patch to address vulnerabilities in Windows.

"Microsoft Corp. plans to patch a security hole in Windows on Tuesday related to an animated cursor that hackers have used to launch attacks after users click on links to malicious Web sites."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070402/wr_n...

......

"The MS07-017 update includes patches for a total of seven animated cursor (.ani) vulnerabilities, three affecting Windows Vista. In addition to Windows Vista, the update applies to Windows 2000 SP4, Windows XP SP2, Windows Server 2003, Windows Server 2003 SP1, and Windows Server 2003 SP2"

http://blogs.zdnet.com/microsoft/?p=365

.....

Microsoft must have felt this update was extremely important as it is issuing the patch, one week ahead of its monthly scheldueled "Patch Tuesday" which is the 2nd Tuesday of every month.

If you don't have your computer set-up for automatic updates, you can get 'em manually by clicking Tools then Windows Updates in Internet Explorer.

Microsoft Emergency Update Today?free anti virus

I also got the update. It sure does seem like a serious issue. I got mine through automatic updates.

Microsoft Office won't accept copy and paste from emails or web?

for a long time I have use Microsoft Office Professional w/o problems. Now if I copy (highlight) anything from my yahoo e mail or the web and then open up Microsoft Word and want to paste..i get an hour glass and eventually with all my clicking to try to get this hour glass to paste what I copied..i get 'program not responding'

Now I can get it pasted by doing this 'new' process (which I don't want to have to do every time) i copy text in my email or from the web. Then I open up microsoft word. Click on edit, then paste special. Paste as text ( i have to click on unformatted text). I have to do this now each time i want to get something into Microsoft word. (I can type in the Microsoft word a new document..) point is..i must have done something to change a setting or whatever??? i dont' want to have to go thru this process..helppppppp get me back to where I simply clicked on copy in my e mail/web page..opened up Microsoft word..and clicked on paste and it appeared.

Microsoft Office won't accept copy and paste from emails or web?free antivirus download

Hi!

I've been unable to find the answer so far, but have exactly the same problem. I can copy and paste anything else to Word, but not so much as one letter from my Yahoo email. I can, however, copy and paste it if I open my email in Firefox rather than I.E., which I normally use. So, I think it must be a Yahoo problem, but I don't know.

Great Yahoo! As a Philosopher may u be the Greatest? Could u allow me writing a book? Aren鈥檛 others

I would like to begin afresh. Just a stereotyped Question and Answer will not do. There should be a great amount of food for thought in our writing. Otherwise nobody will recognize our creativity, nor will our credibility be established. After all we are to think about the conventional Yahoo!! Nay, Yahoo! is an activist.

Initially, Great Yahoo! will surely help us writing a book on philosophy or literature. I do not know how many of us prepare to regain our lost name and fame as a human being.

Frankly, neither we love to write on a great topic today nor like to appreciate any good and great idea. Precisely, my writing will be confined to my realization on the Philosophy of life of Ma-Mahajnan, a matchless genius. May I be criticized?

Should you however be interested, I would request you to concentrate in what I say. We may be divisive in our opinion. It does not matter much. Diversity of observation broadens outlook. Let me express my thought. Would you add to it your sequence?

Great Yahoo! As a Philosopher may u be the Greatest? Could u allow me writing a book? Aren鈥檛 others ready?free antivirus

NO...I'm writing my own book...you plagirist!

Great Yahoo! As a Philosopher may u be the Greatest? Could u allow me writing a book? Aren鈥檛 others ready?internet

Ouch! You hurt my brain!

Yes, I think it's a good idea. If you do it though, wouldn't you need permission from Yahoo?
ok. message me an email. let's do it

Microsoft Office 2004 Student and Teacher Edition for Mac wont open?

I have a Mac. Yesterday my Microsoft Word doesn't open anymore. Before I didn't have problems with it at all and when I double click it on my dock, It opens. But just yesterday I double-clicked Microsoft Word so I can type my homework, It doesnt open! The blue W icon which is Microsoft Office just jumps up and down on my dock then stops. Then it told me If I want to send report to Microsoft, so I agreed. But now it's not opening anything. It just jumps then stops. I also checked if I can open PowerPoint and Excel. It worked. Just Microsoft Word doesn't work and I use it more than Powerpoint and Excel! What happened? I even reinstalled only Microsoft Word from the CD and the other one still doesnt open.

Microsoft Office 2004 Student and Teacher Edition for Mac wont open?free spyware remobal

if it is a legally licensed copy and you have the key for it just register with microsoft. it only takes a few minutes and this is quite likely the source of your problems.

Microsoft office package for installation in PC?

Does anyone know how exactly I can install the latest version of the microsoft package and also microsoft publisher,word,powerpoint,excel,etc. also where do i buy them -besides online, any stores have them in the bx?my pc doesn't have microsoft word anymore, just microsoft works, and i want to be able to use microsoft word- i dont have a clue where or how to obtain the software or how to install. by the way, i have a hewlett packard computer and i actually was able to use microsoft word 2003 edition for about a month, but now it says i have to convert by purchase of a product key online, but i just want to install the 2008 version and not buy online. ( i need micro word, excel, publisher and powerpoint, can i buy all of this in 1 package at staples?)if its purchasable wud it be over $100?any helpful info wud be appreciated thanx

Microsoft office package for installation in PC?free spyware remover

you can get it @ staples or office depot, 2007 enterprise has it all but I think its 399.00

Can you make a comparison between lives with and without belief?

One day a number of bright young people came to me, seeking an effective deterrent to guard themselves against the danger arising from modern worldly life, youth, and animal desires. As I had previously told other young people who sought help from the Risale-i Nur, I also said to them:

Your youth will definitely disappear and if you do not restrict yourselves within the limits of the lawful, it will be lost. Rather than its pleasures, it will bring you suffering and calamities in this world, in the grave, and in the Hereafter. If under the Islamic discipline, you use the blessings of youth in gratitude, chastely and uprightly, and in worship, it will in effect remain perpetually and be the cause of gaining eternal youth.

As for life, if it is without belief, or if belief, because of rebelliousness, is ineffective, it will produce pains, sorrows and grief far exceeding the superficial, fleeting enjoyment and pleasure it brings. As an intelligent, thinking being, man is (in contrast to animals) intrinsically connected to the past and the future, as well as to the present time. He derives both pain and pleasure from them. Whereas, since the animals do not think, neither the sorrows arising from the past nor the fears and anxieties concerning the future, spoil their present pleasure. But if man has fallen into misguidance and heedlessness, sorrows arising from the past and anxieties about the future, mar his particular pleasure, diluting it with pains. Especially if it is an illicit pleasure, then it is like an altogether poisonous honey. This means that, with respect to enjoyments of life, man is a hundred times lower than the animals. In fact, for the misguided, heedless people, their whole life and existence, their whole world, consists in the day in which they find themselves. According to their misguided belief, all of time past and all past worlds have gone to non-existence. Their intellects, which connect them to the past and the future, produce darkness for them. Accordingly with their lack of belief, the future is also non-existent for them. The separations that become eternal because of this non-existence continually darken their lives.

Questions regarding Microsoft Word / Microsoft Works?

I have Microsoft Works on my laptop but when I open Word documents in 'Microsoft Word Processor' they appear funny and all over the place, even when I try to open documents created in Microsoft Word. I would rather not pay 拢150 to buy Microsoft office in order to be able to see the documents properly. How can I have Microsoft Word on my laptop without having to pay this amount of money. I need to use Microsoft Word in order to create documents for my job.

Questions regarding Microsoft Word / Microsoft Works?hijack this

Free

Go to Open Office, it's free. Visit http://www.openoffice.org

Good luck and Happy Computing!

Questions regarding Microsoft Word / Microsoft Works?liveupdate

Check the three letters behind the dot on each of those files, if they are pdf files, it takes a different set up called Adobe Reader to read these files properly.
My suggestion is to download and install Open Office, which will let you create MS Word, PowerPoint and Excel files, and will open same.

Open Office is an open source office application, based on StarOffice. It is highly compatible with MS Office's core applications (up to MS Office 2007, I believe).

You'll find more information at http://www.openoffice.org

Is this true? microsoft will pay $245.00? I got this e-mail?

Dear Friends: Please do not take this for a junk letter.

Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later.

Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet

Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are

running an e-mail beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will

track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay

you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it

on,Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that

receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact

you for your address and then send you a check.

Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations

1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX

292-1085

Thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this

e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address

and within days, I received a check for $24, 800.00.

You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can

affoard this, Bill gates is the man.

It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible.

You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00 We're not going to help them out with their

If Microsoft takes over Yahoo they won't allow Yahoo to remain as we know it will you continue

Microsoft is the most frequent prosecutor of copywrite infringement, that is valid except that they do not want people to buy new computers and have the capability to use Microsoft programs that the purchaser already owns.

They tell you the new versions are enhanced but if you thoroughly navigate the new version you will find that while interfaces have been given a new look with a few bells and whistles, the only "real" changes are inner programs.

They interfere with your using older Microsoft programs (you already own). Interfere or stop you from using programs or equipment that are not Microsoft products. Interfere or stop you from using products/equipment that do not have recipricol agreements with Microsoft, and add detection programs designed to advise you when something is detected that Microsoft doesn't like or wants to prohibit.

They will not allow Yahoo to remain as we know it!

If Microsoft takes over Yahoo they won't allow Yahoo to remain as we know it will you continue to use Yahoo?house call

I'll continue to use YA because it's a very good forum. Microsoft makes the best software in the world and is a tough competitor.

I'm sure they will help Yahoo become the best in the industry.

If Microsoft takes over Yahoo they won't allow Yahoo to remain as we know it will you continue to use Yahoo?matchless

Is Microsoft buying this Church?

MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church

By Hank Vorjes

Rome, Italy

April 7, 2007

VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the Redmond software giant will acquire the Roman Catholic Church in exchange for an unspecified number of shares of MICROSOFT common stock. If the deal goes through, it will be the first time a computer software company has acquired a major world religion.

With the acquisition, Pope John Paul II will become the senior vice-president of the combined company's new Religious Software Division, while MICROSOFT senior vice-presidents Michael Maples and Steven Ballmer will be invested in the College of Cardinals, said MICROSOFT Chairman Bill Gates.

"We expect a lot of growth in the religious market in the next five to ten years," said Gates. "The combined resources of MICROSOFT and the Catholic Church will allow us to make religion easier and more fun for a broader

Is Microsoft buying this Church?hp

All HAIL POPE BILLY

Is Microsoft buying this Church?mcaffee

This story is a hoax and no one seems to know who started this terrible joke.
What the hell would MICROSOFT need a church for? Oh! Christian voice- automated computers! THAT would be the day!
considering Pope John Paul II is dead and the current pope is Benedict, I think this is a rumor/hoax started b4 the death of John Paul II.
well since technology is kind of a pseudo state, in a sense, i guess you can say gates and the pope hope to once again unify church and state. further more in this article gates says that they expect growth in religion. well when microsoft goes catholic, it becomes religious brain wash. and then people will call the gates the pope, or maybe a buddah reincarnate. wow what a concept. i wonder if gates will next try to buy peices of america in exchange for "unspecified number of shares", so then the gap between state and religion is bridged by technology.

wow what a concept.
Very funny!
prettty crazy!

what is bill gaining tho?

technology with religon sounds kinda strange but okay?
Don't believe every thing you breath.
How stupid to fall for that.

Poem translation?

can anyone give me a basic summary or the idea of this poem??

Meditation 1

By Edward Taylor

What Love is this of thine, that Cannot bee

In thine Infinity, O Lord, Confinde,

Unless it in thy very Person see,

Infinity, and Finity Conjoyn'd?

What hath thy Godhead, as not satisfide

Marri'de our Manhood, making it its Bride?

Oh, Matchless Love! filling Heaven to the brim!

O're running it: all running o're beside

This World! Nay Overflowing Hell; wherein

For thine Elect, there rose a mighty Tide!

That there our Veans might through thy Person bleed,

To quench those flames, that else would on us feed

Poem translation?husqvarna

What kind of love is this of Yours, God? Is it possible that Your love is infinity and finite, together?

Your love for mankind is so infinite, that it overwhelms everything.

Your love is like nothing else, it fills heaven, over the whole world, and even overflows Hell.

Hell would like to consume us, but Your love even quenches those flames.

PS: in the original poem, I'd imagine that words like THINE, THY were capitalized? Refering to God?

The same Microsoft庐 SQL Server鈩?2000 database engine operates on Microsoft Windows庐 2000 Professiona

The same Microsoft庐 SQL Server鈩?2000 database engine operates on Microsoft Windows庐 2000 Professional, Microsoft Windows 2000 Server, Microsoft Windows 2000 Advanced Server, Windows 98, and Windows Millennium Edition. It also runs on all editions of Microsoft Windows NT庐 version 4.0. The database engine is a robust server that can manage terabyte-sized databases accessed by thousands of users. Additionally, when running at its default settings, SQL Server 2000 has features such as dynamic self-tuning that let it work effectively on laptops and desktops without burdening users with administrative tasks. SQL Server 2000 Windows CE Edition extends the SQL Server 2000 programming model to mobile Windows CE devices and is easily integrated into SQL Server 2000 environments.

SQL Server 2000 works with Windows NT and Windows 2000 failover clustering to support immediate failover to a backup server in continuous operation. SQL Server 2000 also introduces log shipping, which allows you to maintain a warm standby server in environments with lower availability requirements.

Same Server Across Windows 2000, Windows NT, Windows 98, and Windows Millennium Edition Platforms

The same programming model is shared in all environments, because the SQL Server 2000 database engine runs on Windows NT Workstation, Windows NT Server, Windows 2000 Professional, Windows 2000 Server, Windows 2000 Advanced Server, Windows 2000 Datacenter Server, Windows 98, and Windows Millennium Edition.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Help me with my warrior deck?

I play advanced in yugioh and i need help with my deck.

MY DECK SO FAR

Cards 43

Monsters 22

Freed the matchless general

Zaborg, the thunder monarch

Mobius, the frost monarch

Mystic Swordsman lv6

Silent Swordsman lv5

Breaker the magical warrior

Marauding captain

Magician of Faith

Spirit reaper

Sangan

Blade Knight

Mystic swordsman lv4

Spell striker

Mystic swordsman lv2

Command Knight x3

D.D. Warrior Lady

D.D. assailant x2

Exiled Force x2

Spells 16

The warrior returning alive x3

Swords of revealing light

Smashing ground

Nobleman of crossout x2

Fissure

Book of moon

reinforcements of the army x2

Brain control

premature burial

scapegoat

Mystical space typhoon

Heavy storm

Traps 5

Sakuretsu armor x3

Call of the haunted

torrential tribute

please help me im desperate!

Help me with my warrior deck?internet security software

AGGRO WARRIOR TOOLBOX

MONSTERS 20

3 Cyber Dragon

Elemental Hero Stratos

3 Elemental Hero Wildheart

2 Don Zaloog

3 DD Assailant

Sangan

Spirit Reaper

Breaker the Magical Warrior

How Do I Become Savvy For Using Microsoft Office?

I Am Not Too Savvy With Microsoft Office 2003...

it comes with microsoft office tools, microsoft access 2003, microsoft excel 2003, microsoft infopath 2003, microsoft outlook 2003, microsoft powerpoint 2003, microsoft publisher 2003, %26 microsoft office 2003....AND I DONT EVEN USE THEM!! I am ok with that. its just that i have microsoft office 2003, and i dont even know how to use them, at the least, i know how microsoft word works, but thats not enough..

in order for me to get a job, i need to know the rest, powerpoint, excel, access, etc! i am not fully savvy and

"Grasp" with this....and i understand that you need a printer to print stuff out, i dont even have a printer!!! and yet i have the program!!! i have microsoft word 2003, you think i use it?

of course not! i dont have my personal printer..and i dont think i have room, i need an extra space for it..plus i need to buy a small desk for just a lousy printer.. hehe!! but thats OK.

bottom line, i am not savvy with microsoft office.

How Do I Become Savvy For Using Microsoft Office?internet security

They are the easiest programs - just keep using them and you'll learn.

How Do I Become Savvy For Using Microsoft Office?network security

Office 2007 (over 30 hours of training videos)

http://movielibrary.lynda.com/html/modLi...

Office 2003 (over 30 hours of training videos)

http://movielibrary.lynda.com/html/modLi...

http://www.gcflearnfree.org/

http://www.uwec.edu/help/

Office System Courses

http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/traini...

Word Courses

http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/traini...

http://www.uwec.edu/help/word07.htm

Don't you like to appreciate your friends that you made in R&S for this Christmas?

My best wishes to all my friends here, I appreciate all the support you have been to me. Your kindnesss and help has certainly made my life much better and enjoyable. I laughed many times with you, I cried for you and felt so bad for what's going on with you. These memories should stay with me forever. I enjoy your friendship that is priceless.

I'm sorry if I have been nasty at times with you, I get moody sometimes.

(((My friends)))

This question is a dedication for Jack that has always been there for his friends. The time and effort he has spent for his friends here is matchless. He deserves to be appreciated for that and mentioned for his tremendous care.

(((Jack)))

Merry Christmas to all of you!

Don't you like to appreciate your friends that you made in R%26S for this Christmas?internet

Aw, thanks, lol! What's been going on? Why did Perfekshun block you....or was she kidding?

Don't you like to appreciate your friends that you made in R%26S for this Christmas?network

Merry Christmas and a happy new year. God bless you all.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Happy New Year to all! :)

(((R%26S people)))
This is a very nice question. I also appreciate you and my R%26S friends. :) Merry Christmas, everyone!

Microsoft and Yahoo! Should they or Should they not?

The article of Microsoft wanting Yahoo! for $44.6Billion is here incase someone hasn't read it -

http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/080201/microsoft...

Should Yahoo! let Microsoft buy them or not?

My opinion on this matter is NO!, Yahoo has so much to offer to people and is doing fine without help. From my own personal experience Microsoft do nothing but destroy things, their Operating Systems aren't all that good, (people mainly use it because of its vast compatibility options).

So what is everyones opinion on the matter? Should Microsoft buy it or not?

Microsoft and Yahoo! Should they or Should they not?ktm

I agree. Yahoo! has much more to offer in terms of e-mail, search capabilities, and more. If Yahoo!'s stocks weren't sagging so much, then Microsoft couldn't even make an offer.

The problem is, that investors in Yahoo! see the declining stock as a warning sign, and that a merge with Microsoft might boost it. If Yahoo! does not accept the deal, then they have to somehow boost their profit margin in record time, or risk upsetting it's stocks even more.

Also, with Yahoo! and Microsoft merged together, they would create greater competition with Google, and give us, the consumers, better overall deals.

If there was someway Microsoft could actually buy Yahoo!, and NOT mutate it beyond recognition, everything would be perfect: investors' fears would be alleviated, we would all get better deals, and the economy might even look up because of it.

Microsoft Works and Microsoft Office?

Microsoft works has programs that do exactly the same as Microsoft office. But they're still different programs.

I have Microsoft office 2003, and when I try to open a file from a works to an office and vice versa with its "twin" program it doesn't work. It asked me if I wanted to download a converter, but I couldn't since I chose not to install the updating stuff to save room. I could do it if I wanted to.

But anyway, what I want to know is: Can newer versions of office show files from their 'twin' programs of works? Or do they already come with the converter installed?

Microsoft works seems more useful for personal use, but the thing is that most businesses, colleges, etc use office.

The reason I wanna keep works is because of the Calendar. I liked it. Do you guys know if I could download it separately? or know of a similar program?

thx

Microsoft Works and Microsoft Office?live update

Microsoft is horrible when it comes to supporting file types across multiple programs. Regardless of what they claim, they're horrible with standards.

You might want to look into something like OpenOffice, which is a free open source (like Firefox) office suite that does a lot of what Microsoft Office does.

To answer your question, to the best of my knowledge, if anything Office 2008 has even less backwards and cross compatibility with other Microsoft programs.

Microsoft Works and Microsoft Office?norten

Sorry, but OO is a cheap knock off of MS Office.

And Microsoft isn't the only company that has trouble supporting other standards : Apple, Sony, etc. Report It

Works is cheaper version of office. The problem is the works format isn't compatibly with Office format. I think this still effects newer versions of office.

works is fine if you never use office anywhere else.

Calendar?

Microsoft is better then apple in every way and why apple is the company thats playing dirty???

Okay I am so sick of mac fans and their constant bashing of Windows Vista. It is NOT a rip off of OSX. I can prove this. People were downloading beta versions of Vista BEFORE OSX, search ALWAYS existed in windows. Microsoft had a calander program before apple's ical and then changed it to windows calander, gadget programs already exsisted with windows before Vista. Windows had a chess game when it made one of it's first os's with IBM.

Now things that apple is playing dirty at. Apples time machine is just a rip of system restore. The new dock in OSX allows windows to disappears behind it which has ALWAYS been a Microsoft feature. Apple's aqua is trying to copy windows aero more and more. Apple always copies the user feature

If you ask me apple should be kissing microsofts butt because it was microsoft who saved them in 1997. Apple and Microsoft almost became one company but bill gates stopped it. Now microsoft programs an office program for mac. They helped apple financially...

Microsoft is better then apple in every way and why apple is the company thats playing dirty???malware

Wow, I'm sorry. But your dead wrong. You're not even close.

Do you know the source of Windows? It is the MAC OS. In the early 80s when Microsoft and Apple were still working together, Microsoft ran off with the new operating system. IF IT WASN'T FOR APPLE THERE WOULDN'T BE A MICROSOFT.

Microsoft supports the anti-hunting movement?

Microsoft, the software giant, will make a $100,000 donation to the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) and is partnering with the group on a pilot program called the i鈥檓 Initiative. Through the new program, whenever a Windows Live Messenger user has a conversation using i鈥檓, Microsoft will give a portion of the program鈥檚 advertising revenue to one of ten organizations selected by the user. The HSUS is one of the choices, and there is no limit to the amount of money that can be donated.

The U.S. Sportsmen鈥檚 Alliance, the nation鈥檚 leading sportsmen鈥檚 advocacy organization, has urged Microsoft to end its support of HSUS, but the company refused. According to Microsoft representative Tara Kriese, Microsoft believes the i鈥檓 Initiative is 鈥渁 great way to enable people to help causes that are important to them.鈥?br>Microsoft supports the anti-hunting movement?matchless

I think Microsoft doesn't so much give a damn about animals as they do about gun control. Remove the sport of hunting, and that's one less legitimate use the public has to own them.

They have, as have many other corporations and elitist private groups, siezed upon the idea that Hunting can be eliminated by playing upon the misplaced sympathies of liberal-minded city folk who know and understand nothing about wildlife conservation and hunting,or about how hunting and wildlife conservation walk hand-in-hand to protect and nurture our wild resources.

Microsoft Office 2003 Professional Addition - Urgent pls !!!!?

I have installed Office 2003 Professional addition, which I borrowed from a friend two days ago. When I open Microsoft Word each time now, I receive always a message from Microsoft, which means that I have to register by Microsoft per Internet or telephone. If not, the Office 2003 Professtional will be blocked after I have used it 40 times.

Questions:

1. Does it matter when I register myself as the user or is it not allowed from Microsoft?

2. What are the consequences if I register myself as the user of this software?

3. Shall my friend being disturb from Microsoft with my registration?

I am expecting your answers urgently!! Deeply appreciate for any answers in advance!!

Grace,

Microsoft Office 2003 Professional Addition - Urgent pls !!!!?mcaffee

Technically what you have done (using a friends copy of Office) is illegal. I suspect that if you try and register yourself as the user 'they' (Microsoft) will have some sort of record that the copy of Office you used has been previously registered somewhere else so I suspect you won't be allowed to register it over the Internet.

This kind of happened to me a couple of years ago. The difference is that I had reinstalled a copy of the software after I had reformated my computer and it wouldn't let me register online. I had to ring Microsoft and tell them that I had reformated my computer and needed to re-register.

Microsoft Office 2003 Professional Addition - Urgent pls !!!!?norton antivirus 2007

I have used "borrowed" software before and I never register, and I have never lost access.
Microsoft doesnt allow people to loan software and when you re-installed it, the software recognized it was re-installed. Your friend would have to un-install it and call microsoft before giving it to you. It also may take a phone call to Microsoft. They are pretty forgiving when you call and are honest as honesty is the best policy.

Microsoft shaking down Yahoo, your thoughts?

Software giant Microsoft is trying to shake down Yahoo in a combat like strategy to build up enough power to weaken the next global gian, Google. What are your thoughts?

I love Yahoo, but I use Google, and I use Microsoft products. Much like many other people, I feel as if when Microsoft does take over Yahoo it will depreciate all the good things about it. I think Yahoo has much potential, selling out to anyone would just be going backwards after all the time and technology spent in building it.

I think the net's giants are all trying to battle over who is more popular in terms of ads, searching and providing users with a unique experience, but what if Microsoft does take Yahoo? I think Google would still surpass Microsoft's plan to become "#1" much like they used to back in the Windows 05 days.

Eh, I guess I'm just bored and venting.

Your thoughts? comments? :)

Microsoft shaking down Yahoo, your thoughts?microsoft office

I'm sure soon Microsoft will be acquiring Yahoo. I'm really not sure what they would do after the acquisition though. I'm sure anybody that has a Yahoo mail account would be signing in with a .Net name..

I don't necessarily think it will depreciate it. If Microsoft does takeover Yahoo I hope they keep things in tact and work together to build new web technology.

Microsoft shaking down Yahoo, your thoughts?norton antivirus

Three Apple Engineers and Three Microsoft Engineers?

Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Microsoft engineer. "Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple engineer.

They all board the train. The Microsoft engineers take their respective seats but all three Apple engineers cram into a rest room and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the rest room door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Microsoft engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Microsoft engineers decide to copy the Apple engineers (as they always do) on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Apple engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Microsoft engineer. "Watch and you'll see," answers an Apple engineer. When they board the train the three Microsoft engineers cram into a rest room and the three Apple engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Apple engineers leaves his rest room and walks over to the rest room where the Microsoft employees are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please..."

Three Apple Engineers and Three Microsoft Engineers?microsoft

No offense, it's not a bad joke... but what does this have to do with anything?

Three Apple Engineers and Three Microsoft Engineers?norton ghost

Excellent...roflmao
HAHAHAHAHAHA, thats funny, well done
I guess you work for apple. With that in mind refund my money for the piece of crap called an Ipod.
brilliant!
thats quite funny, some saddoes on here don't have a sense of humour

Microsoft 2003 Office Download?

2003 Microsoft Office Download: Word, Excel, etc.,

I contacted HP with a small problem with Office 2003. I got their Support Center in India. The Techn. told me to delete it, so I did. He keeped assuring me that this was the way to correct a simple issue I was having. Well 20 minutes later he finally said go download 2007 edition, because he couldn't get 2003 edition back. Microsoft say's they don't support programs that are pre-loaded on Computers. HP won't help either! Well Office 2003 is no longer available from Microsoft Site for downloading. Only 2007 version and they want me to purchase it.

Can anyone help me out with Microsoft Office 2003 download, so I don't have to buy it again?

I would truly appreciate it.

PS:

Write me at: awbkeywest@yahoo.com

Microsoft 2003 Office Download?moto guzzi

Contact HP again and insist on speaking with a manager. If it was pre-installed on your computer then ask them to provide you with a copy on disc free of charge as it was their mistake in telling you to remove it. They should never tell you to remove something unless they are 100% certain that you are able to reinstall it, and by doing so makes them responsible.

Microsoft 2003 Office Download?norton internet security 2008

My Warrior deck- help rate adjust anything?!?!?

My deck - 44

monsters- 25

silent swordsman lv5

mobius

freed matchless general

zaborg

ninja sasuke

MoF

D. D. assailant x2

spell striker

blade knight

mystic swordsman lv2 x3

command knight x3

marauding captain x3

spirit reaper

exiled force x2

D. D. warrior lady

sangan

breaker

spell- 13

heavy storm

brain control

scapegoat

premature burial

book of moon

RotA x2

nobleman-crossout x2

swords

fissure

smashing ground

MST

Traps-6

Magic cylinder

call

torrential

sak armor x3

plz help!!!!!

My Warrior deck- help rate adjust anything?!?!?network security

Try adding some equip spells, also try putting in an Obnoxious Celtic Guardian and a Total Defense Shogun.

My Warrior deck- help rate adjust anything?!?!?norton internet security

Obnoxious Celtic Guardians are good in a warrior deck. I have a warrior deck of my own. Also if you want something else that will work good in a warrior deck and since you have so many magic and traps try adding a United We Stand or a Mage Power.
Get some Obnoxious Celtic Guardians and instead of equips get some The A Forces those will enhance an otherwise good deck, for them scrap the SORL and The Fissure its an 8 now throw in those cards you got a solid 10
Warrior decks are built for equip cards. Look at iron blacksmith kotetsu, armed samurai, fusion sword, lightning blade... Even axe of despair is at least a weapon. I have a minimum 1 axe despair, 1 the a. forces, and 6 other equips in my warrior decks. A warrior's strength lies in his sword.

In my six samurai deck, I use

2 the a. forces

3 legendary ebon steeds

1 Axe of Despair

3 Fusion sword murasame blade.

But you also have low traps. Fix that with 2 royal decrees to make that an advantage. Use ultimate offering to swarm your maraudings. I don't like maraudings and don't have any in my 3 warrior decks, but they're alright for monster heavy decks like yours. Also, you may wanna put in a hammer shot because most warriors are very weak.
You need more traps and more equip cards

i give you a 7

Microsoft Word & Microsoft Works?

What is the differences (any and all) in Microsoft Works compared to Microsoft Office?

I recently purchased a laptop. I downloaded Microsoft Office into it and then realized it had Microsoft Works. Not being familiar w/ Works I took a quick glance at it and it seems very similar to Word. Is it worth keeping or should I just delete it since I have Word?

Microsoft Word %26 Microsoft Works?network

works is a totally cheap word processor that is totally incompatible with every other word processor out there. i think it's a microsoft scam to force you to buy their overwhelmingly expensive office suite when you become so frustrated with works

Microsoft Word %26 Microsoft Works?norton

Delete Works. It's just a cheap alternative. For example, the database in Works won't let you do relational databases, the spreadsheet is a very far cry from Excel, only the word processing application is half-decent, but still Word is a LOT better.

So there.
Word is MUCH better. Works is like a dumbed and cheap version of Word. Since 90% of the world functions with Word, just go with Word.
Don't delete works It can be valuable.

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Microsoft presentation or presentation of microsoft? which one is more correct?

Suppose you have to introduce to an audience the firm "microsoft". The first page title of the brochure should be

1) Microsoft presentation - or

2) Presentation of Microsoft

I think 1) should be used for a presentation MADE BY Microsoft but not necessarily for itself: nr. 2), I think, is more correct.

Do you agree with me?

Thanks

Maciste - Bologna - Italy

Microsoft presentation or presentation of microsoft? which one is more correct?nortan antivirus

You would say something more like "Microsoft introduction" if you're going to be introducing a representative of the company to your audience. If you're giving a presenation about Microsoft to your audience, then "Microsoft presentation" would be correct.

Microsoft presentation or presentation of microsoft? which one is more correct?nortonantivirus

Microsoft presentation keep it simple honestly people look at your style and benefits from your presentation not how to say what kind of presentation it is.
A highlights on Microsoft
Microsoft presentation I guess.
I would call it "An Introduction to Microsoft" if i used Microsoft to create the presentation then even better because you can show people what they can do with it while at the same time explaining about the company.

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